Tuesday 19 June 2018

The Tail Of Jim And Joe


The Tail Of Jim And Joe


On one horrible, wet day, at a disastrous place Jim and Joe were cornered….
In a corner DUN DUN DUN!
“You two boys better have wrighten 3 whole paragraphs by the time I get
back!” roared Miss Heggholmen.   
“Yes Mrs Hedgehog, I mean Heggholmen,” Jim stuttered
“Yes and its Miss not Mrs,” she said with a rough flute in her voice.
“Does that mean your married?” Joe questioned the teacher.  
“DOES IT MATTER TO YOU!” she growled.  
The two boys fist pumped and laughed a little.  


Then she walked quickly away.  As she did so she kicked her ankle on a solid
metal desk leg.  
“Immffff!” she groaned as she went.  Her face went as green as Shrek and her
eyes popped out and went black and bland as an empty universe….  She
bolted to the window and jumped through and fell flat on her face from an eight
story school. She was never seen since then, or so it would seem……


Three weeks later
In the hood

“Hey Jim, you gotta try them cheetos man, they’re dope as chips!” exclaimed
Joe.
“That's because they are, also where did you get them?” asked Jim
“That rubbish bin over there.”
Joe pointed at a rubbish bin about ten meters away.
“Yuk!” Jim pulled back.
“Just kidding dude.  I stole them from Miss Hedgehogs bag.  Ha fail for her
right?"
“Yeah right.”
“No really, it was a fail.”
“I know it was a fail.  It’s called being sarcastic.”
“What every.”
“It’s whatever not what every,” said Joe.

They jogged smoothly home to the taco shop that they owned for a decade.  
As the two opened the door to Jim’s room they saw Miss Heggholmen
standing there, breathing rapidly and heavily.  She picked up the boys by their
necks and pulled harder and harder until their heads popped off. Boing! the
heads went as they hit the roof.
“And thats what happened to Jim and Joe,” said a camp leader sitting with
20 kids around a campfire roasting marshmallows.  


Bills marshmallow caught fire.   As Bill went to bed, he shut the door and……
“SCREECH,” went Bill and he was never seen again.


And thats what happened to Bill,  Jim and Joe,” said a camp leader sitting
with 15 kids around a campfire roasting marshmallows.  


Toby’s marshmallow caught fire.  As Toby went to bed, he shut the door
and……
“SCREECH,” went Toby and he was never seen again.


And thats what happened to Bill,  Jim, Toby and Joe,” said a camp leader
sitting with 67 kids around a campfire roasting marshmallows.  Abby’s
marshmallow caught fire.


As Abby went to bed, she shut the door and……
“SCREECH,” Went Abby and she was never seen again.
“And thats what happened to Abby Bill  Jim Toby and Joe,”
said a camp leader sitting with 44 kids around a campfire roasting
marshmallows


News in dimension: 6743
A kid called Bill was murdered at camp
News in dimension: 5632
A kid called Toby was murdered at camp
News in dimension: 9934
A kid called Abby was murdered at camp
News in dimension: 65884


Some kids called Jim and Joe were murdered in their own taco shop.
Well that is not the end of the story yet.  The police came to the taco shop
to get some clue on who the murderer was in dimension: 65884.  They found
an unknown guky sort of oblic on the ground. It was green and looked like it
was from from a humongous nose.  The cops had collected a sample of it and
scooped it up with the jar lid. The alpha cop ordered the others to check the
cameras while he go and get the donuts and coffee.  “Well boss, how do we
even know there are cameras in here?” questioned John
“Well Jonh how do we know your a real cop?” stated the Alpha.  He took off his
deep, dark, black shades and pulled a very serious face.  John took a couple
steps back.
“Bye now I’m hungry,” soothed the Alpha cop.  
He ran to the car looking for them but the next thing he knew, was he was l
ocked in the back seat.


The cops found nothing, not even donuts.   They left in disappointment.
John ran back to the crime site with a smile on his face and slight tears
coming out of hs eyes. He remembers about the cameras he ran to the
camera room.  He looked at the cameras all he got was a part of the boys
shirts. The next camra was zoomed in at the crown on their heads. And
camera C is the last camera in the room. But its was broken it buffered and
glitched and finally it cut out just like that. John quit the job in depression  And
shot himself with a water gun.


As the mystery was thought to continue, until every body gives up and and
Miss Heggholmen continuous with a killing streak for the rest of her dimension
hopping life.
The end.

By Bryce 2018.  
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2 comments:

  1. Very entertaining story there, well done Bryce.

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  2. Very interesting story Bryce. You have a brilliant imagination.

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